{"product_id":"roller-coaster-tycoon-cap","title":"'𝘙𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘺𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘯' Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003e    When I was 10 years old I got the game \u003cem\u003eRollercoaster Tycoon \u003c\/em\u003ein a box of cereal (yeah, video games used to come in cereal boxes, life was better back then) and am I prepared to say that the most fun I've ever had playing a video game was with an outdated PC game I found in a box of Froot Loops? Yes, I am, by a pretty healthy margin too. Watching those little characters puke after riding a roller-coaster I'd designed with 65 loop-de-loops then watching others leave my park because I neglected to hire any janitorial staff to clean up the quickly growing puke puddles brought me more joy than I'd ever thought possible. If I had to rank video games in terms of how much pure joy they brought me I'd say \u003cem\u003eLuigi's Mansion\u003c\/em\u003e is probably 2nd followed by \u003cem\u003eCOD 4: Modern Warfare\u003c\/em\u003e in 3rd. Is it a coincidence that the top 2 are games I played at 10 years old? Probably not, I mean it's hard to be pessimistic or cynical when simply pronouncing those words would've likely been a significant hurdle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e___________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e    Green canvas Tilley ball cap with matching paisley cotton \u0026amp; canvas, authentic U.S. military embroidered patches and handsewn stitchwork throughout. There's custom distressing on the brim \u0026amp; included are two matching, detachable, green canvas straps that connect via brass colored snap-buttons on either side of the head. These straps can be used to secure the hat onto your head should you also decide to ride a roller-coaster with 65 loop-de-loops and, most importantly, please wait 90 minutes after eating to avoid the same fate as the characters in my park\/digital hellscape. Top quality through \u0026amp; through. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTax free. 1 of 1. Unisex. Hat \u0026amp; straps are 100% cotton material but both contain metal components.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: Adjustable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Saint Yams","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46867463274695,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/6706\/1447\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_0cd8daee-ce0b-44cf-9639-905fad414f47.png?v=1784751436","url":"https:\/\/saintyams.com\/products\/roller-coaster-tycoon-cap","provider":"Saint Yams","version":"1.0","type":"link"}