{"product_id":"the-right-to-bear-a-giant-spikey-ball-zip-up-hoodie","title":"'𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘛𝘰 𝘉𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘈 𝘎𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘭𝘭' Zip-up Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eEveryone is familiar with the American right to bear arms, it's the 1st or 2nd or 33rd amendment, I'm not entirely sure and frankly it doesn't matter. Because I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the much lesser known, more obscure right in Canada's founding documents,  the right to bear a giant spiky metal ball, as its written (in blood) in Section 519.662 of the 'Important Stuff' filings. It's history dates back to a document titled \"Important!\" that had been shuffled amongst the documents of Canada's first prime minister, John \"The Mac\" MacDonald, and was signed into law the same day of the official founding of Canada in 1867. This law requires each Canadian citizen to be armed, at all times, with a giant mace, AKA a giant spiky metal ball, at all times. This law helps ensure Canadians are always properly equipped for any potential duels that might arise among gentlemen, to fend off potential grizzly bear attacks, but mostly they just look really cool especially when you and your homies are taking a picture and all the fellas have their giant spikey metal balls visible in the shot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a helpful reminder, the phrase \"never leave your place without your favorite mace\" is written on their $5, $10 and $50 bills. If you're wondering, \"why not the $20 bill?\" Well, how many bills are they supposed to dedicate to mace stuff, huh? Isn't three bills enough? Besides, if they also dedicated the $20 bill to mace reminders then where would they put the warnings about grizzly bears, huh? The toonie?? Then where would the warnings about geese go??!? You're not thinking this through!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMidweight white zip-up hoodie with prints. Chrome zipper. Drawstring encircling the hood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTax free. 1 of 1. Unisex. 100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: L\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Saint Yams","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68077945520327,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/6706\/1447\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_2810c1d0-7b12-4ea6-a333-6019e69e4552.jpg?v=1793024502","url":"https:\/\/saintyams.com\/products\/the-right-to-bear-a-giant-spikey-ball-zip-up-hoodie","provider":"Saint Yams","version":"1.0","type":"link"}