'𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘊𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺' Hoodie

      A cream colored hoodie with similarly colored distressed patches scattered amongst the interwoven knitwear edges & the obsidian black prints throughout. The neckline zipper actually extends from the chest up past the neckline to a point just below the nose, turning the hood into a balaclava of sorts when the zipper is fully zipped up that'll have you looking like the *white ninja guy from the G.I. Joe franchise but with a knitwear sweater on instead of the erotic leather costume he wears throughout the film. Remember him? From the incredibly underrated tour de force, bromance comedy, indie darling, gritty crime drama film G.I. Joe: Goonsquad & the sequel G.I. Joe: Loosie Goosie? I believe there was even an optometry based comedy laced television spin-off called **Gee Eye Joey that starred Matt LeBlanc from Friends. I might be getting those film titles confused with the G.I. Joe / Ninja Turtles crossover fanfic I used to write in the late aughts. It was pretty spicy stuff. Maybe you want to read it sometime? Let me know...anyways...

Fits baggy. Cotton/polyester blend with denim embellishments. Made in Canada.

*Footnote: For anyone who isn't neck deep in G.I. Joe lore, his ninja costume is white, not him specifically.

**Footnote 2: There's a super slim chance I dreamt this.

Size: XL

Measurements
           • Length: 25"
           • Pit to pit: 26.5"