BUTTON-UPS

I respect zippers. I really do. They're fast, they're easy, they remind me of my ex. However, when it comes to temporarily keeping fabric together buttons are the undeniable OG. Are they convenient? Not at all. Are they difficult for people with stubby fingers? It's very likely. But they're also reliable. Buttons are dependable. Is it true that glaciers recede quicker than it can often take to do-up buttons? Absolutely. But the sheer sex appeal of a fresh set of crisp buttons confidently glimmering in the morning sun are what makes buttons the obvious choice for any serious clothes wearer. So choose buttons, or zip it!

A circle with some holes? That's buttons.