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    How many Chief Keef features did ChatGPT have on its 2018 album? Trick question! ChatGPT didn't release an album in 2018. Not because Sam Altman wasn't eager for the world to finally hear his mixtape, 'Sam I Am,' it's just that unfortunately for him, running OpenAI and constantly reliving his most traumatic experiences over and over in his head (I mean, why else would he always have that wide eyed expression on his face if he wasn't constantly seeing visions of hell?) doesn't leave much time for frivolous things like music, or blinking at unscripted intervals.

   What about Anthropic? Did Claude drop any mixtapes? Obviously not. I mean, they named it Claude, a name seemingly designed to universally invoke imagery of an old, white Swedish person. And much like an actual old person, Claude is probably hardwired to call 911 the minute someone even hints at loving it when you call them "Big Papa." Fortunately, unlike Swedan, it doesn't appear that Anthropic is willing to take a neutral stance on important issues, so I'm cautiously optimistic about this geezer AI.

    How about Gunk? No, wait ....Grin? What's the name of the racist one Elon Musk made? Grok! Right. Naming it Grok sounds like Musk wanted a permanent audible reminder that even some AI can have high-functioning autism AND the intelligence equivalent of having brain cells numbering in the single digits. Like father, like son. Has Gunk released any music? Any fire drops from Grunt? No? Let's be honest, if Gunt ever did drop a mixtape, Lil Dicky would get the feature way before Keef. However, Gock is far more likely to release a shooter manifesto than a rap album, so watch out for that I guess, literally. 

     I'm guessing Zuckerberg's model didn't drop anything either? ... Lama? That's what he called it by the way, Zuck's AI, he named it 'Lama'. All of these AI models have truly, unbelievably comical names but Lama takes the cake. How much time and money do you think was spent on fancy market analysts and consultants with trend predicting AI analysis tools to come up with Lama? Did I mention Zuckerberg is currently offering billion dollar salaries for AI developers? I guess not a lot of that money finds its way into the marketing department, huh. 

    Well, patient patron, my perceptive pal, you might be surprised to find out that in 2018 Playboi Carti, a man whos songs often transcend the English language, becoming a series of incomprehensible squaks and bird chirps had 100% more Chief Keef features than all of the other AI labs combined. COMBINED! Do you know how many friggin Keef feats that equates to? How many endless features on features it would've taken to accomplish such a ...feat? The answer is one. There was a single Keef feature. I believe a Lil Uzi feature as well. The crazy thing is, Carti did all of this almost a decade ago! Years before many of the aforementioned AI models had even been developed, Carti was already smart enough to be dropping entire mixtapes with GOAT-tier features and barely anyone talks about it! Lama doesn't even know what 'baby voice rap' is and Carti was already dropping entire baby voiced mixtapes! Still to this day Carti's dominance over the other AI models continues to inspire some & baffle others. But thats just Carti Intelligence, ahead of the pack by years. 

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