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    How many Chief Keef features did ChatGPT have on its 2018 album? Trick question! ChatGPT released 0 albums in 2018. Of course Sam Altman was eager for the world to finally hear his mixtape, 'Sam I Am,' but unfortunately for all his ravenous fans, running OpenAI and learning to blink at unscripted intervals meant his schedule was simply too busy to drop the (soon-to-be) hottest mixtape of all time

   What about Anthropic? Did Claude drop any mixtapes? Obviously not. I mean, they named it Claude, a name seemingly designed to universally invoke imagery of an old, bookish white person. And much like an actual old white person, Claude is probably hardwired to call 911 the minute someone even hints at loving it when you call them "Big Papa." 

    What's the name of the racist one Elon Musk made? Groot? Gunk? Grit? Sure, sounds right. Naming it Gooch sounds like Musk wanted a permanent audible reminder that even some AI can have high-functioning autism AND a single digit IQ. You know how the saying goes: like father, like chatbot. Has Groop released any music? Any fire drops from Gunt? No? Let's be honest, Gock is far more likely to release a manifesto than a rap album, so watch out for that I suppose.

     I'm guessing Zuckerberg's model didn't drop anything either? ... Lama? That's what he called it by the way, he named it 'Lama'. Which makes sense, ya'know, I mean his first two choices were 'Beef Stew Fart' and 'Kidney Stones' but of course those were already trademarked so he had to settle for the 3rd stupidest name he could think of, Lama Dama Dingdong. All of these AI models have truly, unbelievably comical names but Lama takes the cake. Oddly enough, it doesn't sound like any of these billionaire tech cucks actually asked their AI models what a good name for their AI would be, despite the endless monologuing these reptiles do regarding the soon-to-be universal "benefits" of AI. So I took the initiative & asked them myself. I asked all the major models what the best name for an AI would be and each gave the same answer: Gag. Honestly, it's perfect. It's short, punchy, and the slogan practically writes itself, "Gag AI: We'll cram it down your throat." Personally, I'm already a fan.

    But back to our initial question, my patient patron, my perceptive pal, you might be surprised to find out that in 2018 Playboi Carti, a man whos songs often transcend the English language & devolve into a series of incomprehensible squaks and bird chirps had 100% more Chief Keef features than all of the other AI labs combined. COMBINED! Do you know how many friggin Keef feats that equates to? How many endless features on features it would've taken to accomplish such a ...feat? (Pun absolutely intended). The answer is one. The crazy thing is, Carti did all of this almost a decade ago! Years before many of the aforementioned AI models had even been developed, Carti was already smart enough to be dropping entire mixtapes with GOAT-tier features and barely anyone talks about it! Lama doesn't even know what 'baby voice rap' is and Carti was already dropping entire baby voiced mixtapes! Still to this day Carti's dominance over the other AI models continues to inspire some & baffle others. But thats just Carti Intelligence, ahead of the pack by years. 

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