Gift Cards

     Buy for yourself or give it to a friend, a loved one, or secret Bolivian lover as an easy way of saying:

     "I care about you... & that's why I need to tell you that not only does your fit not drip, it's barely even damp. You used to carry around a 'wet floor' sign because you dripped so much & I want to make those slippery floors a reality again! That's why I got you a Saint Yams gift card."

     Available in any denomination.