'𝘛𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯' Reconstructed Flannel Coat

 A wool flannel jacket with beige denim intricately sewn within this beautifully distressed, reworked jacket. With more patches than you'll know what to do with, this beige & blue jacket will become a timeless piece in your wardrobe, igniting intrigue & allure from any & all who gaze upon it. 

• If you somehow combined Cupid's arrow & a hyponotic elixir, the resulting artefact still wouldn't have the magnetic pull, or the aura shattering call, OR the trance-like attraction of a thousand golden sirens singing "stairway to heaven" in perfect unison while playing flaming stacked guitars, as this jacket does!

This jacket attracts compliments like blood in the water attracts sharks. People can't help it. Something about this jacket influences human behavior by triggering the brains primal synaptic core, after which the triggered individual will feel an overwhelming compulsion to tell you how freaking good you look! If weilding that power sounds like something you can be trusted with to not use it for malice, then it can be yours, no problem. And if you do want to use this jacket for evil, well, you can still have it for the right price! Money talks, moral preaching walks. Dont miss out on this potentially apocalyptic deal, baby! By the way, you look great today!