'𝘐𝘵 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘉𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘔𝘦!' Zip-up Hoodie

     Layered thermal knit zip-up hoodie with custom distressing throughout, printed patches & a thin outer layer with an additional hood (for when one hood just isn't enough). 

     Additional features include a chrome zipper, two front pockets & drawstrings encircling the hood(s). Very grunge, very dystopian. Ideal for solemnly standing in the rain, possibly brooding, but definitely looking sternly out over a lake of sorts while dense grey clouds swirl & spiral high above. "Theres a storm brewing" you think to yourself, before adding "and not just the one within me!" You're so mysterious.

    You reminisce about your long lost lover, their name forever inked onto your lips (figuratively of course, you're solemn, not a simp). You whisper their name in every breath you take, Claudia, or maybe, Vergil (you pick), a quick shiver runs down your spine as you do. You'd met eachother years ago in the world's most romantic location which, as we all know, is on a trolley car in Brussels with one of you reading the newspaper over the other's shoulder and exclaiming "whoa, I'm not done yet" when they begin to turn the page (the second is a fancy university library as you both reach for the same book & the 3rd is New York, having just hailed the same cab, begrudgingly deciding to share it and falling in love by the time you arrive, we all know this). Over time their love had thawed your icey heart, they showed you a world you'd never known, one of compassion & joy. However, just as you were beginning to think maybe the universe isn't a cold, heartless void (much like yourself) they died in a horrible boating accident, drowning mere moments before you were going to propose to them, & mere more moments after giving you the last life jacket even though you knew how to swim & they didn't so now you have to live with that guilt forever. A great start to your supervillian origin story! If a lake isn't available to stare vacantly accross of then a dense urban cityscape will suffice. See you out there!

    Tax free. 1 of 1. Unisex. Fitted. 100% cotton.

Size: Large (but not a baggy large, more fitted than a traditional large)