Today at 0200 hours planet Earth was invaded by an alien vessel. Comprised of thick black cozy cotton, it took the shape of a luxurious hoodie. Large neon green & black cyber sigilism graphics made of nylon & meticulously sewn cover the front & back of this elaborate h̶o̶a̶x̶ hoodie. There seems to be an embroidered 'Marvin the Martian' on the hood as well, it's well crafted & most importantly, it looks incredibly dope. These aliens certainly have an impeccable sense of what the people want.
Our analysts are working to confirm if this vessel comes in peace, or if it's just the first wave of an all out assault on our sense of style. In conclusion, there are likely many, many more super sick pieces just like this one on their way here as we speak. God help us all.
