'𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘊𝘶𝘴𝘱' Hoodie

    Cream colored cotton patchwork hoodie. Features an intricately paneled patchedwork design, tie-dyed purple accents throughout with a matching cyber sigil on the back, & made with top-quality soft fleece cotton fabrics.

    How would I describe what it feels like to wear this sweater? Great question! Imagine combining a foam pillow & a kitten, then combining that with the feeling of sitting in a cozy reading nook thats padded with blankets, then subtract the kitten and divide by three goats, multiply that by the sum of your age and however many hotdogs you've eaten this year, then add the kitten from earlier again just to be safe— thats pretty much what wearing this sweater feels like. 

So the equation looks something like this ...

F = Feeling of wearing this sweater

[(Foam pillow + kitten) + reading nook - kitten] ÷ three goats × (age + hotdogs) = F

F + kitten = feeling of wearing this sweater

*Please be advised. I'm actually just a guy and not a world-class mathematician, so everything written above could be gibberish. Just FYI.

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    Tax free. 1 of 1. Unisex. Fits true to size. 100% cotton.

Size: Large

Measurements:
   • Length (center of neck to waist): 26"
   • Pit to pit: 24"