'𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘉𝘦-𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘣 𝘪𝘯 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦?' Hoodie

    A mustard yellow, honey mustard yellow, and black patchwork hoodie made from thick fleece cotton and a reworked Justin Bieber tour hoodie. I was originally going to gift him this hoodie when I saw him on tour but then I remebered that doing so would involve buying tickets, and driving to the show, and sitting through an entire concert, then giving away this hoodie for free and it all just started to exhaust me so I did the next best thing: sent his biggest fan account on Insta a DM with a link to buy this hoodie (celebrities love it when you treat them like normal people). He's probably typing in the URL right now, salivating all over his keyboard like a goddamn bloodhound just thinking about buying this hoodie and supporting his soon-to-be favorite brand. I guarantee it. Then it's only a matter of time until we're best buds. Me and him. Him and I. I can see it now, bonding and laughing at eachother, playing with eachother's hair, at first it's awkward but feels natural in no time, like we've known eachother since we were kids. There's a little flirting perhaps but nothing ever comes of it, mainly cause his 3rd wheel of a wife is always around UGH. Eventually we grow old together, naturally die at the exact same time while we're both mid sentence holding hands & then buired together in the same casket, together forever. I haven't how we should be positioned in the casket, whether it'll be a face-face or both facing the same way (Tobogan style) or possibly event Face-to-Butt (Seinfeld style). I figured we'll have plenty of time to figure out the details. There is one thing I'm excited to ask him though, which is: "Do you and your wife ever swap wigs and go about your days as eachother? And if so, can I get in on it? I'll be the Biebs, Biebs goes as Baldwin, and Baldie goes as moi. We can call it a 'freaky tri-day.' Get it? Like Freaky Friday. But its 3. Do you get the joke? Baldie!?!?!"

    Unisex. Fits comfortably loose. 100% cotton. Made in Canada.

Size: XL