'𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘱, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘈𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬!' Long Sleeve Shirt

     Heavyweight cotton long sleeve shirt with a variety of illustrations, lyrics, doodles, sample prints, caricatures, poems, self-portraits, bank vault blueprints, treasure maps, 3D renderings of a Winnebago rumoured to have once been owned by Patrick Simmons (guitarist & lead vocals for The Doobie Brothers), mustard stains, cat scratches & even a hole in the back from that time my ex "accidentally" shot me.

     Ok, most of that isn't true, but she did try to shoot me though! Luckily for me she was holding an all-beef hot dog on a sesame seed bun & not a gun, which turned out to be a critical flaw in her dastardly plan.

     She'd go on to later tell a hired hitman, who was actually an undercover cop, to make sure I was "sleeping with the fishes" which, ironically, is a perfectly accurate description of what dating her was like haha.

Size: XL

 Measurements
     • Length: 25.5"
     • Pit to pit: 24"