ย ย ย ย ย A poem:ย If Looks Could Street Fight
If looks could brawl or scrap, no doubt, you'd be a bloody nose
If looks could drink & wrestle pigs, you'd have muddy clothes
If looks could move the world around, you'd be the biggest dump truck
If looks were Chinese finger traps, you'd always have your thumb stuck
If looks were jeans that used to fit, you'd be getting ripped
If looks were imposing prison guards, you'd be stern and strict
If looks were tattoos that I regret, you're the ones I did myself
If looks had silly, stupid names, you'd be 'Chip the Elf'
If looks were long and complex words, you'd help me learn to spell
At least you would've long ago, but now I hope you burn in hell
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I know, I know, "poems that rhyme are for babies." Well, if that's true then feed me goop and burp me now because I'm the biggest baby there is. Anyway, this hoodie is hella cool and super cozy. Thick beige and brown tiedyed fleece sleeves with a beige center section and a distressed mesh overlay, including on the pouch, with a 'star' graphic made from layered fabric & embroidery on the back.
ย ย 1 of 1. Unisex. Fits comfortably loose. 90% cotton, 10% polyester.ย
Size: XL
