'𝘐𝘧 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵' Hoodie

          A poem: If Looks Could Street Fight

If looks could brawl or scrap, no doubt, you'd be a bloody nose
If looks could drink & wrestle pigs, you'd have muddy clothes
If looks could move the world around, you'd be the biggest dump truck
If looks were Chinese finger traps, you'd always have your thumb stuck
If looks were jeans that used to fit, you'd be getting ripped
If looks were imposing prison guards, you'd be stern and strict
If looks were tattoos I regret, you're the ones I did myself
In that short, yet crucial time in life when every kid rebels
If looks were long and complex words, you'd help me learn to spell
At least you would've long ago, now I hope you burn in hell
 ⋆. ❀˚✮Le Fin✮˚❀.⋆

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I know, I know, "poems that rhyme are for babies." Well, if that's true then feed me goop and burp me now because I'm the biggest baby there is. Anyway, this hoodie is hella cool and super cozy. Thick beige and brown tiedyed fleece sleeves with a beige center section and a distressed mesh overlay, including on the pouch. A 'star' graphic made from layered fabric brings it all together on the front, while on the backside, you'll find embroidered serif text that reads 'PARIS' giving the hoodie just a touch of that bougie European sophistication we all crave. Or maybe its referring to 'Paris, Canada,' giving it just a touch of that wealthy, rural, Martha Stewart-esque sophistication we all equally crave. Whatever it is your craving, one thing is certain, this hoodie is so gosh darn sophisticated. 

    1 of 1. Unisex. Fits comfortably loose. 90% cotton, 10% polyester. 

Size: XL