'𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘛𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘐𝘴 𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘜𝘱' Tee

 Most people find comfort in stability. We all love it when things are predictable, our stress levels low, our slumber undisturbed, our brains only periodically spasming into panic attacks as opposed to the 24/7 panic attack that life becomes when confronting crisis after crisis. Stability is certainly worth preserving but its beginning to feel like despite our best efforts to stretch whatever little stability we had left in the fridge, we're officially fresh out. But as The Rolling Stones say, "you can't always get what you" and unfortunately sometimes life swerves into oncoming traffic and you should be ready for when this occurs! You shouldn't just survive the head-on collision with whatever unruly disruption is about to fuck up your day, you should be utterly thriving as the vehicles of life and crisis collide and your flung through life's windshield and lauched 30 feet from the crash site. WELL NOW YOU CAN! This shirt features dozens of tips, tricks, drills, exercises, life-hacks, pro-tips, recommendations, guidelines, techniques, and strategies YOU can use at home to practice not just surviving chaos, but thriving in chaos until chaos is a submissive shell of its former self, forced to wear a latex gimp suit and kept in a dusty locked chest, the key to which has long since been lost. Order now!

White heavy cotton tee with black prints scattered throughout.

    Unisex. Fits oversized. 100% cotton.