'𝘔𝘦𝘨𝘢-𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘢-𝘮𝘢𝘯' Tee

    Remember that movie Juwana Man from circa 2002? I think it stars one of the Waynes brothers and hes like a guy who pretends to be a woman in order to play in the WNBA and he starts dating one of the players and hijinks ensues, I mean I think thats what happens. I saw it in the forth grade and during the movie I had madeout with this girl Whitney and like, this was the first time I'd ever madeout with anyone ya'know, so it was a pretty big deal, like it seems silly now but think back to your first makeout sesh, right, would you really give a crap about some dumpy movie you'd never heard of starring the freakin Waynes brothers? Like what's even their biggest movie, friggin White Chicks? Ok? Now imagine trying to recall that movie like 20 years later. Exactly.

     Also, does every Waynes film involve them dressing up as woman? I mean, it hardly even constitutes as a 'joke' and I know 2001 was like 100 years ago but how funny could it have been to use it as like the main premise for two films? Two feature length films? In a post-Mrs Doubtfire world no less! At least Mrs Doubtfire had like a wholesome story whereas White Chicks was literally about two FBI agents who have to dress up like two Caucasian woman (the titular White Chicks) because the real white chicks get food poisoning and can't attend a fancy gala or something. If you're thinking, 'why does he know so much about this movie?' Well thats because we owned the friggin DVD growing up. I wish I knew why but it became the go-to rainy day movie so I've probably seen it like 20 times which you'd think would've constituted as 'child abuse' but multiple lawyers have told me that it does not but I'm pretty sure it does so I plan on asking more lawyers. Anyways, I only bring up Juwanana Man because the name of this shirt, Mega-spider-vana-man, reminded me of it. Also, did I nail the use of the word "circa" or what? Remember back in the first sentence when I said "circa"? You dont have to pretend you're not impressed, its not a very common word and yet here I am absolutely crushing it's proper use and waited TWO paragraphs to brag about it because thats how humble I am. Really makes you think doesn't it? Really puts life into perspective. 

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     Patchwork oversized tee with extended, wide sleeves and made entirely of upcycled graphic shirts.

    Tax free. 1 of 1. Unisex. Fits oversized & boxy. Cotton/polyester blend.

Size: Medium