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'𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘺 𝘌𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴' Long Sleeve Tee

'𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘺 𝘌𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴' Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $60.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $60.00 CAD
Sale Its gone bruh

    Acid washed burgundy long sleeve tee with custom prints. As someone who owns a lot of burgundy shirts, I can personally attest to the fact that one of the real benefits to this color of clothing is that you can spill red wine on it all you'd like & nobody will suspect you've been drinking since 9am yesterday (at least not because of any drips or drops that might've landed on your chest while crushing boxed wine faster than a book club for menopausal divorcees, however, being found passed out half naked in a McDicks parking lot reeking of the unmistakable odor of shame & day old MCDoubles may lead to the more keen observer to question the state of your sobriety. It doesnt matter how much burgundy you have on, if theres a color that can cover for that many poor choices, I certainly haven't found it). I should  acknowledge that, ironically, the color is only considered a "feature" by those with what others might consider a "problem", but an untapped market in an untapped market, baby!

    Tax free. 1 of 1. Unisex. Fits true to size. 98% cotton, 2% elastane giving the fabric a nice flexible stretch.

Size: XL

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