'𝘗𝘶𝘻𝘻𝘭𝘦 𝘗𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴' Crewneck Sweater

    Is clothing only fabric & cloth, or can it be more than that? Can clothing contain puzzles? What about hidden messages, mini games or monetizable ad space? Can clothing be a vessel that receives encrypted transmissions from a mysterious planet 4.2 light years away orbiting Proxima Centauri, colloquially referred to as the closest 'super-earth?'* We think clothing can be a lot more than just cloth to cover your shame for 6 months before your next Temu package arrives and if you're reading this, there's a good chance you do to. Welcome friend, the god of quality embraces all who seek it! We're not a cult, not yet at least.

    An incredibly soft beige & burgundy crewneck sweater made from Italian fleece cotton & thick French terry cotton with a paneled design, additional secure pockets & fabric detailing throughout. 

    Tax free. Unisex. Fits true to size. 100% cotton. Made in Canada.

Size: Medium

 Measurements
   • Length: 22"
   • Pit to pit: 23.5"

* whoever does the 'branding' for space absolutely deserves a raise. I mean — white dwarf, supernova, singularity, freakin' Black Holes!?! — its all very grand and memorable, really inspiring stuff.