Β Β Forged by nature & forces unknown in the heart of this great spinning rock. Conceived deep within an underground cavern where it spent weeks being sewn & sculpted, built beneath shifting continents as if it were being cradled by Mother Gia herself, hardened by the cold and shaped by the desolate land it would one day shield people from.
Β Β Β The first verifiable & documented sighting of this piece occured in the far north, a few kilometers north/east of a small locale in the Arctic circle where the people shake and shiver and the water never runs, it simply freezes hard andΒ sharp. It's in this expansive wilderness that this sweater first appeared. Witnesses described itΒ emerging from the earth, glowing red hot & surrounded by scalding steam from heated guisers below. It took nearly 3 full hours to finally cool enough to safely approach and once our team did, we were amazed at what was found. It was indeed a sweater, but one as far from ordinary as I'd ever seen, for it was crafted with the finest materials, including soft fleece cotton and thick French terry, with stark illustrations, each as white as snow, and printed on nearly every surface. There were embroidered patches, and thick chunky ribbing, and even a large, zippered secret pocket for essential belongings. We don't usually sell holy relics on this site but we've made an exception for this one.
Β Β May ye days be bright, yer nights cozy warm and yer sweaters fit just right.Β
