'𝘙𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘺𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘯' Cap

    When I was 10 years old I got the PC game Rollercoaster Tycoon in a box of cereal (video games used to come in cereal boxes, get over it.) I should note for any potential toddlers or recently awoken coma victims reading this that 'PC' in this case means 'personal computer' and not 'politically correct.' You're welcome #inclusivity. Not to sound overly boastful but I once made a coaster with 65 loop-de-loops, a ride that unleashed such a violent thrashing unto its riders that it earned me the in-game designation, 'War Criminal,' a badge of honor I proudly wear to this day. Now, despite having not played a video game since GTA 5 dropped over a decade ago, do I feel confident in claiming that Rollercoaster Tycoon, an outdated PC CD-ROM game I found in a box of Froot Loops, is the best video game ever? Yes.

    Now that I've established my credibility as a world-leading expert in all things 'video games' related, you're probably wondering what my top 3 video games of all time are. They are as follows: 1. Rollercoaster Tycoon, 2. Luigi's Mansion and 3. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Is it a coincidence that the top 2 are games I played when I was 10 years old? Probably not, it's hard to be pessimistic or cynical when simply pronouncing those words would've likely been a significant hurdle.

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    Green canvas Tilley ball cap with matching paisley cotton & canvas, authentic U.S. military embroidered patches and handsewn stitchwork throughout. There's custom distressing on the brim & included are two matching, detachable, green canvas straps that connect via brass colored snap-buttons on either side of the head. These straps can be used to secure the hat onto your head should you also decide to ride a roller-coaster with 65 loop-de-loops. Top quality through & through. 

Tax free. 1 of 1. Unisex. Hat & straps are 100% cotton material but both contain metal components.

Size: Adjustable