Patches

     You will receive 3 sheets of uncut, white on black, denim fabric, screenprinted patches (each sheet is about the size of a typical A4 piece of paper). This is 2/3rds the cost of other sellers who generally sell a single patch for $5.00 or more (which is $20 a sheet, 3 sheets for 60$) #math. BUT NOT US! We won't stand for such tomfoolery, buffoonery, or hijinks. That's not who my dad's girlfriend's step-mother raised me to be! That kind of behavior would have her rolling in her grave, if we had bought her one instead of just plopping her butt in the neighbors above-ground pool for them to deal with. And you know what? She would have been proud of us for saving money, because that's the type of troll she was.

So help us help you save money by paying us money for patches and we'll pass the savings along to youuu! Big bargain energy. Whats my favorite video game? Patch Bandicoot. Favorite actor? Chris Pratch. Favorite facial hair? Anything patchy (this one isn't a pun, its just the truth) . Favorite conservative U.K. Prime Minister from the 80s who was also a lady? Uh, Margaret Patcher? You already know it is!

We have a variety of different sets and they're all dope. Each sheet is the same size but you can cut them how you see fit. 

See photos for an example of what "3 sheets" entails. Its good stuff!

Patches do not come with an adhesive backing. 

Patches can be washed with regular laundry, they will not fade or affect other garments.