'𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘥𝘪𝘶𝘮' Basketball Shorts

Black basketball shorts with a drawstring, multiple canvas patches & a detachable pocket. Now when some piss jockey says "hey, you dropped your pocket" thinking he's hilarious, you can school him on the seriousness of his comments & how the plight of dropped pockets is not a joke then throw a kickass roundhouse kick that knocks the cigarette out of his mouth & say something cool like "next time, it'll be your lights getting knocked out," I mean not exactly that but something like that then flip the Oakley shades on & walk away having established yourself as the alpha dog. 

Hell yeah brother you're the man!

Size: Large

**Disclaimer: Saint Yams & affiliates do not condone the use of violence unless it's like super neccessary. Also these pockets are secured with military clinch hooks so rest assured, they certainly do not drop unless you want it to, ok? So no matter how badly you want to look & check if you're pocket had in fact dropped when some jerk claims it did, RESIST, & just know that there is no way your pocket has gone anywhere. Trust me. We're in this together bro, you & me, pocket bros 4eva.

POCKET BROS!