Receive a bundle of 10 -12 stickers.
We're always making new stickers and rest assured, they're way more gnarly than anything else in this cold and thankless world. And rest even more assured (assurder?) , the world outside, the outside world, is friggen ice cold! I'm talking Stone Cold Steve-O. Not pleasant! It's a world full of sinners and heathens out there buddy, but these sticker are as pure as a bottle of Britta water filtered through the Virgin Mary's blouse!
You believe me, don't you? Hey, look at me. LOOK AT ME. Look at my bulging eyes. It's you and me now bud, I've got your back and you've got mine. Like two desperados riding into the setting sun. Two sticker loving son-of-a-guns against the world ok?! I'll be Thelma, you be Lousie, no wait, which one was the cool one? Ok scratch that. I'll be Frodo and you be the cave goblin that follows him around and talks in weird exasperated gasps. Whats his name? The bald cave elf? Was it Fruity? Feebles? No...was it...Freddy? Yeah! I think that was it. I'll be Frodo and you be Freddy. If you want, when we're together, we can go by 'Froddy'? Kind of like a 'Brangelina' type of thing? You can have whatever you want, Fred, if my little Freddy wants something, Freddy gets it.
No problem ( ´_ゝ`)👉👉
What's that? Oh... you... want to be Frodo? You don't think I can resist the call of the one true ring, huh?? You think since I already look like a cave elf and I have grey skin and walk like a tapeworm and have a speech impediment and don't brush my teeth that I would make a better Freddy than Frodo, huh? Hmm, well, those are some good points, Fred. I guess maybe you're right. Besides, Frodo also didn't care if he hurt his friend's feelings! That's something you and him clearly have in common! You know what? Maybe I'll just be an orc! I'll be a lonely orc who doesn't have friends and is just a slimy little orc freak all by himself... 🧌 *cue Mad World by Gary Jules* ...🎵 all around me are fa-miliar faces, familiar—
What's that, Fred? You want to be an orc too? You think Frodo was a little whiney bish who could've got to Mordor a week earlier if he didn't complain so much? You think these boots were made for walking but all Frodo did was talking? Is that what you're saying, Fred, my dear boy, Frederick? You think we're two little orc peas in a slimy pea pod🧌🧌? You picked me flowers, Fred? Oh wow! I hope they're ...ORCichds! Hahaha, I hope they're ORCganic! Hahahaha, oh Fred, don't you ever change! *makeout sesh*
Anyway... uh stickers, right! Stickers, yes, you'll get stickers... in the uh mail! In the post 📫.
