Receive a bundle of 10 -12 stickers.
We're always making new stickers and so the stickers shown in these photos may or may not be reflective of the ones you receive. Rest assured though, whatever stickers you receive will undoubtedly be just as, if not even more, gnarly than anything else in this cold and thankless world. And rest even more assured, the world outside, the outside world, is ice cold! Stone Cold Steve-O. Not pleasant! It's a world full of sinners and heathens out there, buddy, but not you and I, no sir. Hey, look at me, LOOK AT ME, its you and me now, bud, two sticker loving son-of-a-guns against the world. I'll be Thelma, you be Lousie, no wait, which one was the cool one? Ok scratch that. I'll be Frodo and you be the cave goblin that follows him around saying "my precious!!" Whats his name, the cave elf? Was it Freddy? Yeah, ok, I'll be Frodo and you be Freddy. If you want we can go by 'Froddy'? Kind of like a 'Brangelina' type of thing. You can have whatever you want, Fred, if my little Freddy wants something, Freddy gets it. No problem ( ´_ゝ`)👉👉 What's that? Oh, you want to be Frodo? You don't think I can resist the call of the ring?? You think since I already look like a cave elf and I have grey skin and walk like a tapeworm and have a speech impediment and don't brush my teeth that I would make a better Freddy than Frodo, huh? Hmm, interesting. Well, I guess maybe you're right, after all Frodo also didn't care if he hurt his friend's feelings. Maybe I'll just be an orc, a lonely orc who doesn't have friends and is just a slimy little orc freak all by himself... *cue Mad World by Gary Jules* ...all around me are fa-miliar faces, familiar — what's that, Fred? You want to be an orc too? You think Frodo was a little whiney bish who would've got to Mordor a week earlier if he didn't complain so much, huh? You think these boots were made for walking but all Frodo is good at is talking? Is that what you're saying, Fred, my dear boy Frederick? You think we're two little orc peas in a pod? You picked me flowers, Fred? Oh wow, I hope they're ORCichds, hahaha oh Fred, don't you ever change! *dirty slimy orc makeout sesh*
Anyway... oh uh stickers, right! Stickers, yes, you'll get uh stickers in the uh mail. That's right, yup.
