Receive a bundle of 10 -12 stickers.
We're always making new stickers and rest assured, they're all way more gnarly than anything else in this cold and thankless world. And rest even more assured (rest assurderer?) , the world outside, the outside world, is ice cold! Stone Cold Steve-O. Not pleasant! It's a world full of sinners and heathens out there, buddy, but these sticker are as pure as a bottle of Britta water filtered through the Virgin Mary's blouse. That's a guarantee!
Hey, look at me. LOOK AT ME. It's you and me now, bud, two sticker loving son-of-a-guns against the world! I'll be Thelma, you be Lousie, no wait, which one was the cool one? Ok scratch that. I'll be Frodo and you be the cave goblin that follows him around. Whats his name? The bald cave elf? Was it Freddy? Yeah, ok. I'll be Frodo and you be Freddy. If you want, when we're together we can go by 'Froddy'? Kind of like a 'Brangelina' type of thing? You can have whatever you want, Fred, if my little Freddy wants something, Freddy gets it. No problem ( ´_ゝ`)👉👉 What's that? Oh, you want to be Frodo? You don't think I can resist the call of the one true ring?? You think since I already look like a cave elf and I have grey skin and walk like a tapeworm and have a speech impediment and don't brush my teeth that I would make a better Freddy than Frodo, huh? Hmm, those are some good points, Fred. Well, I guess maybe you're right. Besides, Frodo didn't care if he hurt his friend's feelings, which is a trait you and him share. Maybe I'll just be an orc, a lonely orc who doesn't have friends and is just a slimy little orc freak all by himself... *cue Mad World by Gary Jules* ...🎵 all around me are fa-miliar faces, familiar— what's that, Fred? You want to be an orc too? You think Frodo was a little whiney bish who could've got to Mordor a week earlier if he didn't complain so much, huh? You think these boots were made for walking but all Frodo did was talking? Is that what you're saying, Fred, my dear boy, Frederick? You think we're two little orc peas in a slimy pea pod? You picked me flowers, Fred? Oh wow! I hope they're ...ORCichds! Hahaha, I hope they're ORCganic! Hahahaha, oh Fred, don't you ever change! *makeout sesh*
Anyway... oh uh stickers, right! Stickers, yes, you'll get uh stickers in the mail. As you were!
