'𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘖𝘈𝘛' Long Sleeve Shirt

     A long sleeve shirt made using two heavily printed tees. On the left side is a maximalist blue & red tiedyed cornucopia of color covered in custom screen prints. The other side is a subdued, faded black with barley noticeable prints in dark purple & burgundy. 

     Museums keep calling, begging & demanding we sell them this shirt so they can hang it in some private gallery next to Picasso & Van Gogh. They show up with wads of cash, briefcases & wheelbarrows of bills, they once showed up with a literal dump truck of crisp Ben Franks stacked to the brim but we remained staunch in our refusal and said "Not a chance, you fugly schmucks! Our clothes are for the people." But, like always, they soon returned, and in greater numbers too, with even more cheddar, more checks, more pesos, entire filing cabinets of that sweet green paperwork, you feel me? And frankly, it's becoming a real nuisance. Do you know the damage a dump truck can do to a lawn? I'm talking tire tracks the size of trenches, our neighbors are furious, the HOA is trying to sue us, we're getting calls at all hours of the night from museum curators just breathing heavily into the receiver. It's a nightmare. *masculine swoon* To make a long story short (more like a lawn story amirite?) this shirt may not be around much longer. We don't want our pieces hung on a random gallery wall next to some sloppy & half-assed Van Gogh painting but we can't endure the psychological torture set upon us by the money men at the top of the 'big museum' hierarchy much longer! So, humble readers, you need to cop this sucker before it's Van Gone & live eternally in the hearts of every man, woman & child on this green earth. For I fear I may soon be forced to sell it to those capitalistic heathens, becoming fabulously wealthy in the process, sure, but I would surely feel a little bummed out about it for like a week...maybe two...and I don't want to feel that way! *falls asleep*

     Fits true to size. 100% cotton.  Made in Canada.

Size: Medium

Measurements
     • Length = 25.5"
     • Pit to pit = 22.5"